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MEMBERSHIP

So, you are interested in joining Clan Blackwell? You want to wear the badge and march in the parades? We are extremely excited you feel that way! We have detailed the membership requirements below (please keep in mind they are subject to change but for the most part, this is the general idea).

Clan Blackwell does not discriminate on the basis of age, gender, religious affiliation, country of origin, or any of those other silly discriminatory status. Membership is based on who you are, not where you come from. You do not have to be born a Blackwell to join. Nor do you have to marry one (most people don’t want to) you do, however, have to posses certain character traits:

 

1. Have a since of humor. (Dry British humor is perfectly fine. We don’t have to get your humor, but if you are offended by this website, A. We are sorry, and B. Maybe membership isn’t for you.)

 

2. Be of “good” character. (No, we are not perfect and we don’t expect you do be either, however, if you have some sort of violent fetish with unwilling victims, membership isn’t for you.)

 

3. Do not be on the run from any type of law enforcement. (We don’t want to have to explain to the suits at 3am that this is a cultural society, not a safe house.)

 

4. Sheep ... ... ... naaahhhh. Leave that to the dogs.

 

 

So, your still interested in joining the Clan? Perfect! Someday we will have a downloadable (is that even a word?) form linked on this page...but for now, simply send an email to us at clan_blackwell@yahoo.com and we will forward the form to you.

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